If your answer to all these questions is YES, you're one step away from a dream job whose official title is “Freelance Bacon Critic”.
To apply, write a short, fun essay about your favorite bacon experience and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org before June 24.
Unfortunately, only US applicants over 21 will be considered.
The bacon critic will spend three months researching, tasting and writing about various types of bacon that come their way. The job, as Extra Crispy says, is very well paid.